13 Ways of Looking at Panda and OvenMitt’s Recent Trip to Chicago

1.

It’s not every day

a Panda and OvenMitt

fly to Chicago.

2.

Weeks ago this trip

was just an absurd notion—

now it’s happening.

3.

Who knew idle talk

could become a weekend trip?

Next stop Chicago!

4.

OvenMitt has one

big question for this plane flight—

will eyebrows stay on?

5.

One highlight of the

trip—seeing Test Kangaroo,

OvenMitt’s old friend.

6.

A daily question

for Panda and OvenMitt—

where should they eat brunch?

7.

The pillows in the

hotel room in Chicago

were comfortable.

8.

Job for OvenMitt

on this trip—rubbing Panda’s

sore back and shoulder

9.

Hard to believe they

traveled all that way just to

see Montreal lose.

 

10.

The hAbs would have won

if Price had been in the net—

all Therrien’s fault

 

11.

Searched all weekend for

anti-Donald Trump protests—

never could find them.

12.

Wasn’t all fun, though—

hAbs loss, Cubs gear everywhere,

parking brake mishap

 

13.

Despite ups and downs

the trip was fun, and the first

of many to come.